Unanticipated pregnancy side-effect number #317 - catching spilled food on my unprecedentedly protuberant bosoms / belly.
Usually painless but can be quite embarrassing! Having made the rather impetuous decision to eat an entire orange just an hour before the fancy work function this afternoon, I am now wearing a big wet-patch on my front where I've had to sponge off the orange juice. This is why I should only ever wear black at work.
Still, the orange was worth it!
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It is at this time of year, when I can fling open the doors to my shed that
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7 years ago
you know i am such a craft gonzo that i read that as a 'fancywork function' and thought 'cool! crafting at work!' :)
ReplyDeleteOoh fancywork! I'm not even sure what that is, but it sounds exciting. I *wish* I had such a crafty workplace. Now I must go google fancywork...
ReplyDeleteAs someone with naturally protuberant bosoms, I often have had this happen to me. I always keep shout wipes on me, just in case. Glad the orange was so delicious.
ReplyDeleteIt's never something I'd had to deal with before - I have a new respect for the extra care and preparation such bosoms require! I already seem to carry a handbag which is the size and weight of an industrial toolbox, so I will just have to add wipes into the equation.
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